Why Pay More?

Boy, competition has really brought down prices for cremation, hasn’t it? Seems that, like Starbucks, there’s a new crematory popping up on every corner. I think there’s one opening down in Underground Atlanta. That place is really hopping!

I must say that, as far as undertakers go, the proprietor of this particular crematory is quite fetching. She may even prove a small step forward in reforming the stereotype of undertakers as emaciated Harry Reid lookalikes:
She is certainly much easier on the eyes than the undertaker who haunted my childhood dreams, Angus Scrimm in the 70s horror-schlock filmĀ Phantasm: